S.W.A.G

Its funny. Alot of guys claim to have a lot of swag. Walking around in new kicks, and skinny jeans. Honestly, I have no idea how they get into that. I tried getting into my little brothers pants, thinking it was basically the same thing, but as the pants got just above my knees, my boxers started riding up, and I was beginning to lose circulation in my leg. So sorry, but I don't think that defines what swag is. So what is "swag"? What do guys mean when they say they have swag, or that they have more swag than someone else?

Let me try and explain what swag is. Yes, I have finally figured out what it means, and this is the new official meaning. So Oxford Dictionary, and Urban Dictionary, change the meaning of this word to what I am about to define it as.

Swag is a four part word. To have swag you must fulfill all four parts, or else your swag is incomplete.

S- Style. This doesn't mean skinny jeans or new kicks that everyone is wearing. Style means whatever your comfortable wearing. Girls, this can mean you too. You don't have to wear something short or revealing to have swag. Again, whatever makes you comfortable is your style, so wear it, rep it, love it.

W- Walk. OK, this might be the most "make or break" part of the four part objective. The way you walk defines you more than you can even know. If you walk like your drunk, or like you have a limp, what respect are you going to get. Maybe a couple of awkward looks, and a few sympathy looks from people who might think you are handicapped. Walk with your head up, and as if you own everything around you. Walk with confidence.

A- Attitude. OK, I take it back. This is the most "make and break" part. Alot of guys have that ignorant attitude, and some even violent. They're hostile and reckless, and trust me guys, that isn't getting you anywhere, except jail or six feet under. Be positive. Be yourself. Your attitude is just like your clothes. Its got to be nice. Your attitude will gain more respect than your clothes though, hands down.

G- Finally, when the 3 above levels are attained, we come to the good part. Game. No, this doesn't mean one night stands, and cheesy lines to hook up with a girl. Game means, you got to know how to treat a girl right, know how to talk to her, how to approach her, with respect, I mean, you're trying to gain respect, so why shouldn't you treat her with respect? Treat the women right, and they'll treat you right in return. Game

That's the new definition of Swag. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I have revolutionized the meaning of the word, single-handedly. So follow these steps guys, and you officially have swag.